Happy Hubby House Rules

Number 1. Keep Papa Bear happy. When Daddy ain't happy, Momma (and everyone else) ain't either.

Number 2. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. It doesn't have to look pretty, but it better taste good to him!

Number 3. Keep your home clean. After all, you do want him to enjoy being in it. Know what makes him upset, and always be sure it is clean.

Number 4. Train your children. You want their father to enjoy their company, and (after all) the saying does go “it takes a mothers (not father's) love.”

Number 5. Learn to follow his lead physically. Not all guys are the same, and what is going on in his job or your lives will affect his desires too.

Number 6. Speak respectfully to and about all members of your household. All males have egos, after all. Your “putting him in his place” removes you from the pedestal he had made “your place.”

Number 7. Learn his pet peeves, and never, never, NEVER do them. My hubby's are crunching ice and racial anything.... therefore, I never refer to a person's color or nationality unless asked, and I enjoyed my week long visit to my mom's (without my hubby) where I munched to my heart's content.

Hope you keep your hubby happy. Feel free to comment with rules I may have forgotten.